Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
