There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Randomize
