One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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