Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You can't just leave with hair like that
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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