yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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