Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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