i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
no, he came in my armpit
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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