420 ftw
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
