I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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