Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
