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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm just crazy horny about you
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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