their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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