At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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