so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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