It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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