Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I don't think brook has ever known best
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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