if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
