i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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