WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
