i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
