If i come over, it means nothing
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
