I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
im holly from the hills drunk
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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