6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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