So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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