have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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