But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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