pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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