i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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