My brain says no but my pants say off.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Randomize
