Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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