Duck Duck Cougar?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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