She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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