I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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