shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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