shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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