belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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