She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
