scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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