I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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