In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she smelled like a LAN party
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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