I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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