Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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