the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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