I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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