Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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