I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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