You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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