Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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