that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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