so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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